a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."
- (via acceptvnce)
#literally most important prince of my life #'angel just sits around and mopes' #'angel doesn't talk' #'angel's not funny' #'angel's boring' #i’ll punch you probably #baby baby baby #they don’t love you like i love you #angel is my favorite manpire #if nothing we do matters then all that matters is what we do
i just realized that maria hill reports directly to fury and natasha reports directly to fury and melinda may reports directly to fury and they’re the only ones we see regularly speaking to him
all three of director fury’s closest lieutenants are women how metal is that